Chimped

(Verb): To violently have genitals torn off
Taken from #2 attack move when chimpanzee's attack (#1 Ripping off Jaw #2 Tearing off of Genitals)

Susie really chimped the hell out of Randy when she found out he cheated on her

by AK_XXIII January 25, 2011

Chimen

A person who does absolutely no wrong and is a goodie goodie two shoes. they can also get annoied very easily by the simplest things

guy: Hi!
girl: EeEEeeeee! leave me alone!
guy: god, you're such a chimen.

girl 1: oh crap i didn't do my homework.
girl 2: I did. I always have my homework done :)
girl 1: you're such a chimen.

by Don'tAskWhoIam February 10, 2010

Dingleberry Wind Chimes

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping

Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

by They call me The Gambler January 13, 2009

Travis the Chimped

An expression used in reference to someone or something getting fucked up, similar to how Travis The Chimp reportedly mauled an unsuspecting female in Stamford, Connecticut on Tuesday February 17th, 2009.

"Don't get Travis The Chimped for messin with my XBOX360!"

"You will get Travis the Chimped if you mix cognac/tea with Xanax."

by jstruggs February 24, 2009

Chimer

Noun - an individual who breaks into a conversation with irrelevant information meant only to satisfy one's need to participate.







See: nuisance, pest, stupid, why are you talking, why are you talking out your ass, pain in the ass, negative stimulus

See also "unwanted remarks"

If pilots Joe and Bob were talking about how to properly land a 747 on wet tarmac, the Chimer, (who works as an accountant) will interject how he or she once took a 747 to Bermuda and the landing was bad.

by Noner November 30, 2004

chiied

Being under the influence of marijuana. Common side effects are dizziness, red eyes and decision making abilities can be hampered

Derek you keep pewcking offmy deck i guess thats means your greening, fuck you must be chiied!

by FleEt Wood St. Fuckers April 27, 2008

chimescrape

a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, subject, predicate, suffix, etc. ITS FUCKING CHIMESCRAPE IT CAN BE WHATEVER THE FUCK IT WANTS TO BE!!! *Must be used in context so person can understand the meaning*

My chimescrape is bigger than yours.

by Mr.RecktheSack April 9, 2011