When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.
My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.
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Another form of "churning off", an intense form of playing with yourself while using butter milk as lubricant. Also used as "chernoffing"
Dude, 'scuse me while I go chernoff.
Man, my dad just bought a fresh bucket of buttermilk, I can finally see what all the rage is about chernoffing.
Man, my dad just bought a fresh bucket of buttermilk, I can finally see what all the rage is about chernoffing.
by Butthole Jones December 14, 2012
Get the Chernoff mug.When PMS reaches a critical fission point resulting in a total emotional meltdown of the PMSer and a poisoning of their surroundings so bad that any cohabitators must immediately flee the scene.
Chris: Hey Tom, could you let me in to the office? I left my keycard home.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
Tom: That's not like you. What happened?
Chris: Oh the wife went hormonal chernobyl this morning and I skedaddled without cellphone, card, and lunch.
Tom: That's tough man. Spot you for lunch?
Chris: Dude, much appreciated.
Tom: Bros before hos man.
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Get the Chernobyl Baby mug.A condition affecting 1 in 10 that can be directly aportioned to the Chernobyl disaster of the 1980's. The condition affects all sufferers differently but the most common affliction is a bulbous, horrid looking, small toe that can make even the strongest individual recoil in horror.
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