velvet chainsaw

the act of sexing a girl in the rear end using your velvet sheets as condom (sometimes substituted with silk sheets)

On the third day, 'Top sheet' Buchmeier gave a velvet chainsaw to white women everywhere and it was good.

by susentious June 24, 2007

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.

1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.

by Deez Nuts April 16, 2005

chinskers

A female that has hair on her chin like a walrus.

I slept with Kim last night, but in the morning I saw all those chinskers and I am never calling her again.

by Big Drew July 20, 2008

Chains Required

A kickass, high powered rock and roll horn band from Sonora, California. The band was started in 2007 after a jam session in the trombone player's living room, and has since grown to a 10-piece musical force to be reckoned with! They play a variety of styles, including rock, blues, soul, and R&B.

The band includes a rockin rhythm section (bass, drums, guitar, and piano), a powerful horn section (trombone, saxophone, and two trumpets) as well as two fabulous, versatile female lead singers.

Chains Required is a Tuolumne County favorite. They have been featured at events such as the Mother Lode Fair, Sonora Magic of the Night Festival, Concerts in the Park on numerous outdoor stages, and the 2009 Sonora Blues Festival, as well as countless restaurants, private parties/weddings, and other local events. If you see them perform, you won't be able to keep yourself from dancing, whether it's in your chair or out on the dance floor!

"Have you heard of Chains Required? No, I don't mean the road signs, I mean the BAND! They're awesome, you gotta check 'em out!"

by ThinkGreen November 11, 2009

anal chainsaw massacre

the practice of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then proceeding to viciously thrust it into a girlfriend or spouses' anus.

oh sharon! you promised you'd let me anal chainsaw massacre you tonight!

by the_carpenter March 30, 2009

Chainsmoking

smoking consecutive cigarettes, sometimes lighting one off the previous smoked.

when maxwell is drunk he starts chainsmoking

by eazyG November 8, 2011

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a sarcastic term implying "what a load of crap"
or, "bullshit". can also be used as a expression of anger.

: hilary, i did NOT have sex with that woman...
: um... fuck me gently with a chainsaw, bill.

or...

: how was that test?
: fuck me gently with a chainsaw, mike.

by Qwerty April 19, 2004