cheeses crepes!

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!

by Adman12 October 26, 2005

cheeseshit

that runny diarrhea you get after you smoke crack aka cheese

yo bra that crack was tight
but i ran out of toilet paper
cuz i was cheeseshitting all night
and now i'm addicted to crack and i can't escape 'er.

by realtalker23491 January 6, 2009

Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

by Pinesal January 10, 2009

Cheeses Rice

A covert way of blasphemy OR to avoid being blasphemous, particularly agianst the Christian god

Cheeses Rice its hot in here!

Cheeses Rice that hurt!

by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009

Philly Cheesesteak

The best kind of Cheesesteak you can find anywhere in the world. Don't be fooled by pizza places in the suburbs, or anywhere outside Philly that display 'Philly Cheesesteaks' on the menu, because they are usually the worst kind. Given my name, FromPhillyWitWiz, I prefer mine wit Wiz, but a true Philly Cheesesteak place will just assume American unless you specify otherwise. For best taste, hit up Jim's in the Northeast for a Cheesesteak that'll blow your mind. If a person is not from Philly, It is very obvious bacause they'll refer to it as a Cheesesteak Sandwich. A Philly Cheesesteak is not the act of ejaculating on a plain cheesesteak, that would taste horrible, therefore being a Jersey 'cheesesteak sandwich'. Don't take forever to order. "extra Wiz Witout" is a cheesesteak wit Exra cheese wiz and no fried onions. Don't order like"Hi, yes, I'd like one cheesesteak with cheesewiz and no fried onions. and can i get extra cheese on it? thankss" That's VERY Jersey, and not cool at all. They should spit on you.

Man, I'm starving, I'm gonna take the bus to Jim's right here in the Great Northeast and get the best fuckin Philly Cheesesteak there is cause Jims only has the best, and the best is only at Jims.

by FromPhillyWitWiz June 1, 2011

Cheezus

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.

Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."

by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009

cheesesauce

The sauce a guy provides the girl at the of a blowjob. Otherwise known as sperm or semen, but also known as cheesesauce.

Dude: Hi gorgeous, I’m about to cum in your mouth
Thot: Okay daddy, pls gimme your cheesesauce
Dude: Here cums the full f***ing load!!!

by Hornyskunk June 12, 2019