cheeky cunt

A light-hearted term of chastisement, usually only used among close friends, to refer to someone who is perceived to have been rude or to have taken a liberty. Use of the term usually doesn't indicate real anger, and isn't intended to cause great offence.

1. John takes a sip of Fred's beverage.
"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.

2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.

3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.

by cheeky_cunt February 18, 2011

cheekspreader

one who spread his or her buttcheeks to show the anus, often as an invitation to sodomy.

Tom's such a little slutty cheekspreader.

by cyth40 October 13, 2003

fat cheeked

When a person hangs up on another person on the phone accidentally, because their cheek pushes into the hang up button.

fat cheek syndrome: a chronic case of fat cheeking.

"Man,I totally fat cheeked on you again sorry!"

"I'm really suffering from fat cheek syndrome, I fat cheeked on like 5 people today!"

by cflorkie April 7, 2008

cunt cheez

(1) a complete fuckin idiot (2) vaginal spewage usually from an STD or yeast infection

(1) Brig fucks everything up, she's such a cunt cheez! (2) I went down on Shelly last night and she had cunt cheez dripping out!

by jcrocsmooth January 26, 2009

Crusty cheek

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.

Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.

by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023

double cheeked up

When a Girl has a really Fat ass!

John: Damn bro that girl is double cheeked up!

Chris: foreal bro she really is.

by Forgeefriendly November 9, 2015

cheek flapper

To expell gas from one's anus with such force that both sides of his/her buttox slap together to create a distinctly audible, and occasionally painful, vibration.

During the awkward silence on his date, John let forth such an intense cheek flapper that the silverware on the table rattled.

by Shpoiken April 28, 2005