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command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me
Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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brake check

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).
This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.
by Dustin December 2, 2003
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Vibe check

A phenomenon that occurs when someone of a higher status would like to examine your vibe.

The words "vibe check" will be uttered aggressively by the authority to warn everyone in the vicinity of a vibe check. Two or less seconds after, a hand will appear and extend towards the victim.

Vibe checks are rarely passable, and in those cases, the victim may be rewarded. If a vibe check is failed, the authority has the right to either

A) vore you and anything else they see fit

B) bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat

Or

C) Extract both of your existing nipples
Peter griffin: "VIBE CHECK"

*hand extends*

Victim: "nooo my vibes!"
by Quaildro October 15, 2019
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Check That Hoe

Get that chick under control.Usually used when two girls are fighting as an insult, talking towards some outside person.
Girl 1:Sup bitch
Girl 2:who is this chick?
Some guy trying to break them up:whats going on?
Girl 2(talking to guy):You better check that hoe!she don't know me!

also in tyler perry's why did i get married
by Taysha February 9, 2009
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Skin Check

A valid form of currency that uses your own body to pay for goods/services or pay debt through sexual acts.
He gave me a ride in his car. I didn't have any money to pay so I had to write him a skin Check
by Braintrix May 18, 2022
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Chronic handheld check

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.
-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.
by Raylock August 19, 2010
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Self check

A really lame basketball player that can't score. A player you don't have to hold.
Yo, we need to double Kevin Garnett 'cause that guy they signed to a 10-day contract is a self check.
by gammarock December 22, 2004
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