chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.

Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Chinese Chapstick

A side effect of eating too much Chinese Food, to the point that the grease actually builds up on your lips and feels like some kind of nasty chapstick. Amount of chinese chapstick on lips tends to be proportional to amount of msg in the chinese food.

"Hey man, pass me a napkin. This chow mein's giving me some serious chinese chapstick."

by David Bowie's pants February 1, 2010

chaposticko

An embarassing attempt by some poor guero to create a Spanglish word for "chapstick".

-Donde esta mi chaposticko?
-What the hell are you talking about?
-I'm packing for my trip to Mexico and I can't find my chapstick. Chaposticko is Spanish for chapstick.

by Snuggletimeboy August 31, 2005

Chapstick Swinger

The act of sharing ones chapstick with his/her friends.

Savannah: "Oh my god, did you see how Kelly passed her Blistex around to all of her friends during lunch?"

Sam: "Ugh, I know. What a Chapstick Swinger."

by He's Electric September 30, 2010

Chaotic Underloins

When someone of the opposite sex makes your pants go crazy.

Dude, when Allison touches me, it causes chaos in my underloins! You know, like the movie, Chaotic underloins.

by BubblyVagina June 26, 2014

Chaotic Abyss

A good level

I want to play Chaotic Abyss

by WillyOmNom December 18, 2018

Chaotic Shitposter

Someone who has no readable energy and never stops shitposting. Goes for high-effort shitposts and is probably a top.

Freind 1: How was your grindr date?
Friend 2: It was cool, found out he's a chaotic shitposter

by 18cowboys July 9, 2020