fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

Chainsaw Maneuver

A physical act carried out by an overzealous novice attempting to remove a length of anal beads in a forceable manner, as if one was pull-starting a chainsaw.

Becky was really enjoying the anal romp that had ensued for a period of 45 minutes. Then the anal beads were inserted, and her fun came to a screaming end when her partner applied the chainsaw maneuver. Her fun was then completely forgotten when cleanup of the millions of fecal projectiles ensued.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2005

Chansexual

Only being in love with Bang Chan from kpop group Stray Kids. And That's on OI FELIX

Person 1: omg that guy is totally in love with you

Person 2: oof, well I'm chansexual

by Minji Joo September 28, 2020

racist chainsaw

possibly the most racist of all the garden tools (including the dirty whoe)

(this is the noice the racist chainsaw makes)run nigger nigger nigger-run nigeer nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger-run nigger nigger nigger(repeat)

by bob teats April 16, 2010

chansoo

-Lovebirds from Exo ( K-pop)

-Tom and Jerry Couple

-the two boys from Exo who love each others

-Rapper and Main Vocalist from SM entertainment

International Chansoo day is 12th July .

by Chansoo July 10, 2018

torn chads

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006

chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008