Go Channing

When you have to poop and then you sit on the toilet and there's no downtime between pooping and sitting down.

Last night I had to go channing so hardcore!!!!

by Hagriditia June 5, 2007

life changing shit

When you take a REALLY GOOD shit and it CHANGES you.

Griffen: oh man, I feel like a new man after the shit i just took!

Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit

by Virtual-misfit May 10, 2016

changing the diaper

A sexual position where the gentleman holds the lady's legs straight up in the air by the ankles with one of his hands while penetrating her vagina.

This girl had a real baby fetish so I ended up changing the diaper on her.

by Can you dig it? February 18, 2011

war chalking

The practice of leaving coded chalk marks on or near buildings or sites where a "war driver" has identified available 802.11 wireless network access. The marks usually indicate the type of access and level of security.

This practice is decended from the way hobos used to chalk mark the curbs outside homes where an easy mark could be approached for food or other handouts.

I located a particularly handy open wifi network near the ballpark, so I warchalked it for my hacker brothers and sisters.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.

The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.

by twkomg June 24, 2008

chalking it

At the start of intercourse you rub the tip of your penis on the women's vagina. Also spitting on it or licking fingers and rubbing on the tip to add moisture.

I was chalking it about to nail her and she stopped me and asked what her name was.

by big bend November 16, 2011

Wife Changing Event

When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.

"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."

"No way! That's awesome!"

"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."

"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."

by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008