Cellphoning

The ambiguous activity that takes place when one sees someone with their cellphone, but can't determine whether the person is texting or dialing a number.

Tim: "Hey, mom, who're you call-- text-- Uh, who're you cellphoning?
Mom: "Your mom."
Tim: "..."

by Death of Marat July 1, 2011

cellphoneafile

It's when someone annoyingly dials and/or texts your cell phone. They finger fuck their own cell phone to try and get you to answer their multiple phone calls or reply to their repeated texts.

Often referred to as "blowing my phone up"!

Lilly: This asshole got my number off my facebook wall and he is cellphoneafileing me!

Cassi: What do you mean?

Lilly: He's is a is finger fucking his phone to death more than a pedafile on a playground does!

Cassi: Hahaha i get it!

by Lilly Devilin January 7, 2012

cellophone

an early model of phone attached to a string and connected the wall

Mary picked up the cellophone, as it was ringing.

by EatSpicyPies November 29, 2017

cellphoney

When a couple has interchangeable phones, so you never know which one of them you are talking (texting) to. Telling people that one phone number is theirs and then switching phones with the other person so that no one ever knows how to get ahold of them. Often combined with textersonator tactics, making it nearly impossible to know who you are texting.

So, I thought I was texting Jim last night, but then Sally said it was her phone, and that Sally's phone number was now Jim's....I'm so confused, Jim's a cellphoney.

by Cassam September 5, 2010

Cellphone Roulette

1. A drunk friend grabs your cellphone and dials some random number in your contact list and starts talking to that person.

2. A drinking game where you sit in a circle with your friends and spin your phone "like spin the bottle" but can call a random number in your contact list.

I just cellphone rouletted that dude!

by juneink October 29, 2014

Cellphone

Why are you searching the meaning of this when you're using it right now you dumb fuck

Hey this goes for computer users too

Person 1:search"cellphone" while using a cellphone
Person 2:why are you searching cellphone when your using it already
Person 1:so I can read funny definitions on Urban Dictionary

by KnockknockComeIn October 22, 2018

Cellphoned

Originates from Tennis lore. Getting “cellphoned” is when one player hits a solid crushing winner to set the tone for the rest of the match. Cellphoning an opponent increases the players street cred.

Also used in daily life when something one does exceeds the extraordinary.

Whoa mate, did you just see Jimmy hit that crazy forehand slice drop lob? Sam got cellphoned there.

by Lookhere April 26, 2022