Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013

cemetery lifestyle

Somebody that eats ,drinks ,smokes and does drugs and doesn’t give a crap about anybody They eat bacon wrapped in bacon for breakfast . Also about 50+ pounds overweight and are very unhealthy also lazy.

My coworker lives a cemetery lifestyle

by Ronline11 June 12, 2018

ceet

The plural of cat. Or what we think should be the plural of cat. but no one will ever understand and we will just giggle and pretend that its the meaning of life, the universe and everything

"oi bitch! dont skeet my ceet!" G

by PARTYGEESUS July 16, 2011

cemetarian

One who is interested in the history and preservation of cemetaries.

Being a cemetarian, she cannot drive by a cemetary without checking out the inscriptions on headstones.

by Family historian July 10, 2010

The Cafeteria Lady

By far the best example of someone who has a massive hatred towards the world, usually really overweight and old and has the voice of a dying cat and a pornstar faking an orgasm.

-Hey bro can I please borrow 5 cents to buy this drink
-Nah man they'll let you get it anyway
-Just look at The Cafeteria Lady

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello August 30, 2016

cafetorigym

A cafeteria that triples as a auditorium and gym. cafetorigyms are found in kindergartens and elementary schools all over America, but are generally found in smaller or older schools that were built with rooms that have conflicting purposes.

johnny: remember back in elementary school when they had those cafetoriums.
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?

by Murph Daddy April 22, 2011

cafeteria cookies

When a woman’s Areola the size of a large Cookie.

Omg those Nipples are so huge, like Cafeteria Cookies.

by BullyStick September 25, 2019