Catholic Schoolgirl

A girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top.

They are so fucking hot I could burst.

That Catholic Schoolgirl needs to get closer to God. Perhaps my dick will be her diety of choice today.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.

man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."

by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009

broman catholic

A particularly "chill" Catholic-an individual whose crucifix necklace is only visible because he needs to unbutton his yellow polo in order to pop the collar.

Q: Yo man Is Marty a baptist?
A: No man he's chill, he's Broman Catholic.

by Doctor Hate July 17, 2007

Angry Catholic

The act of pulling out and finishing off to a picture of Jesus Christ

"I have a fetish for Angry Catholicing"

by Geega November 8, 2015

Eco Catholic

(Easter Christmas Only Catholic) Only shows up to church on for the Easter and Christmas mass. Otherwise, does not attend church.

Person A: Church seems to be much more crowded for the Christmas mass...

Person B: That's because we have all the Eco Catholics with us

by viprarr December 24, 2009

Catholic roulette

Unprotected sex. Stems from the belief in the Catholic faith that birth control is a sin

John was playing a round of Catholic roulette with that chick by using the pullout.

by Mr. Dak November 7, 2004

Catholic Jam

The phenomenon that occurs on Sundays directly following a Catholic Church service. Generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process

Friend 1: Hey what took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I didn't realize it was Sunday and got caught in a major Catholic Jam

by GirlWhoCriedOw November 23, 2009