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"When I played act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club, Natsuki 'glitched' and said 'mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate' to me."
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Get the mibulls sailcloth blindsight lifeline anan rectipetality faultlessly offered scleromalacia neighed catholicate mug.The pitting sensation that can only be drawn through the innards of a cradle Catholic who either attended an overly scrupulous private Catholic school or was raised fearing the depths of hell to the point of regularly and, secretly, intentionally wet-dreaming. A fully developed and overly functioning conscience that has been to the other side and back will flirt on the fence with Catholic guilt, constantly deciding, approving, regretting and dismissing. It is a term used to describe the significant internal reaction to a seemingly insignificant external effect generated by a publicly unnoticeable perturbing cause. The feelings must be experienced to be understood and in most cases morally inherited to be experienced. Regardless of the pious weight associated with Catholic Guilt, it is often a feeling gestated through a morally abject thought that is hardly ever even realized and/or acted upon. It is an internalized battle bearing existential results.
In my mind: (Boy, I'm having so much fun with my new friends. We just smoked a pack of cigarettes each, and now we're about go scan for some babes.)
(Blasting down the freeway. Friend's comments/My reactions)-
Friend #1: This place fucking rocks (flicks a cig and it lands on a bench with a Planned Parenthood ad on it).
Reaction #1: I feel terrible that Planned Parenthood exists. Margaret Sanger, that bitch! To ease my pain I shift my weight off of the condom hiding in my wallet.
Friend #2: Oh sweest, look at that strip club!
Reaction #2: I vomit in my soul when I see the spot light hit the crucifix on St. Lukes' across the street.
The fact that I capitalized every "C" in "Catholic Guilt" is evidence of Catholic guilt.
(Blasting down the freeway. Friend's comments/My reactions)-
Friend #1: This place fucking rocks (flicks a cig and it lands on a bench with a Planned Parenthood ad on it).
Reaction #1: I feel terrible that Planned Parenthood exists. Margaret Sanger, that bitch! To ease my pain I shift my weight off of the condom hiding in my wallet.
Friend #2: Oh sweest, look at that strip club!
Reaction #2: I vomit in my soul when I see the spot light hit the crucifix on St. Lukes' across the street.
The fact that I capitalized every "C" in "Catholic Guilt" is evidence of Catholic guilt.
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A REALLY FUCKING SHIT SCHOOL THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION. THEY ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING UNIFORM AND IF YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE.
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Dude, I had so much fun with those twins last night. But this morning I got this bad case of Catholic Guilt, so I had to say the Rosary twice.
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Get the Catholic Guilt mug.Franco-Ontarien school, Collège Catholique Mer Bleue (or CCMB) is a shitty high school that’s called a college just to make it sound fancier. The school is run by a principal who has the absolute worst fashion sense (which is probably why the dress code is so strict) and has a thing for rolling her R’s when talking about how cellphones aren’t allowed during exams. Though CCMB is labeled a French school, the students can’t speak French for shit except for that one clique of know-it-alls smartasses in each grade that actually follow the rules. The 7-8 section of the school consists of a bunch of slutty 8th grade girls who take every chance they get to show off cleavage at school and 7th graders who are either 6ft or 4’3. It also comes with all the 2004 popular kids and 12th graders acting like the rule the school by blasting music everywhere in the hallways and yelling at each other while creating mosh pits that will most likely kill someone! An average day consists of a fight between two guys in the atrium and having that one teacher that pulls them apart and somehow ends up getting punched in the face. The school teachers always seize the opportunity to fail every student they can so it can become one of the worst rated schools because of how bad the student’s grades are; mostly because the boys take the time to have a photo shoot in science class by holding up gang signs in front of the tables. If you come to the school for a tournament of some sort, BEWARE!
“Yo I’m going to Collège Catholique Mer Bleue for a volleyball game”
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders”
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders”
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