Wet Carrot

A girl who's hot so everyone tells them they're interesting and special.

Then after their looks fade they realize they're about as interesting as a wet carrot.

"She's got a wicked body but she's such a wet carrot."

"FUCK THAT WET CARROT!"

by wass clayton October 11, 2008

Fuck Carrots!

Phrase of frustration used when all else fails. Was once said by Dave Chappelle referring to what white people do with them after their friend has passed out.

"Na, dude. No homo doesn't work like that. Once you say you like buttsex, theres nothing you can to do take it back."

"Man, fuck yall! Fuck Carrots!"

by Skye Daemon March 9, 2010

baby carrot syndrome

When a males genitales are small resembling the likes of a baby carrot

He had to buy a shiny fast red z06 corvette to satisfy his baby carrot syndrome

by Imagine that October 5, 2016

A lot of carrots in that stew

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Girls who eat carrots

Multiple women who like to eat a certain orange vegetable (carrots)

"I'm a girl who eats carrots"
"Yea, but I hired you to kill him, not to talk about your Veggie Addiction, Janice"

"Girls who eat carrots are vegans"
"That's not how it works dude"

by u made brO? February 2, 2021

carrot frigging

Frigging one self or being frigged by another with a carrot in the vagina or anus

Steve finished too soon so sally treated herself to some carrot frigging for another ten minutes

by Thomas Francis April 24, 2007

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010