Carderlack

That horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out.

I finished my carderlack story and my friends all laughed out of pity. I continued to burn my house down, fake my death, move to Chile, and start a new life as a loner fisherman.

by Gingersoda May 25, 2020

carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021

Cardel

A strong Independent person, usually tall and one of the best friends you could ask for. They are probably one of the prettiest people you would ever meet I would know. Usually quiet at first but are really outgoing once they get to know you better. They usually don't like to tell people their secrets but if they really trust you then they will tell you a thing or two. Very bold and a person you would not want to get into a fight with because you will get some bumps and buses. Never get on their bad sides because that's a dangerous game to play, never mess with their friends because she will get you back if you hurt them.

"Is that Cardel?"

"Yea I heard she beat up a guy that hurt her friend"
"Really??"
"I bet he is sorry"

by NightScwoler March 9, 2021

Cardesa

As if words could describe her, she is simply the best person in the world and the best thing that ever happened to me. Her charisma, her love for others, her intelligence, her unique way of seeing the world, combined with her beautiful smile, her freckles, her red hair make her a limited edition. I am the luckiest to have her by my side.

I love u Cardesa :3

by Socar26 November 22, 2021

cadded

something that is hideous or ugly.

that girl's face iz cadded

by reefa May 13, 2005

Carder

A sexy ass muthafucker who has a very fat large cock and often caught being YOLOing with his niggas. he'll kick your ass without moving, thats how buffed up and sexy he is. Sometimes his large dick drags against the ground causing massive earthquakes throughout southern Asia. It has been said that those who talk to him become enlightened forever and become geniuses, such as Einstein and their cocks become all powerful beings who rule the earth for a millennium.

"Dude, your the most awesome person i've ever met, who are you?"

"I'm Carder"

by imAFreakinPanda October 13, 2013

Linda Cardellini

A hot wholesome actress, known for LEGALLY BLONDE, SCOOBY DOO films, DADDY'S HOME films, FREAKS AND GEEKS, GREEN BOOK & THE FOUNDER among others, F&G being her breakthrough., In DADDY's HOME looks slightly like Jennifer Garner. In DADDY's HOME she played wife of Will Ferrell, one of the most funniest men currently on the planet.

Man, is that Linda Cardellini HOT!
In DADDY's HOME, she is the MILF I'd do in a New York minute.

by ESSJAY June 8, 2019