Caramel Dumplings

When you have really bad diarrhea and it comes out as a semisolid/semi liquid mush. The shit will have distinct walnut-shaped lumps a dark yellow hue and, occasionally, will have spots of red mixed in, depending on sexual orientation. In the likely circumstance an oily ring is left around the bowl of the toilet after flushing, do not panic. This is only a side effect of your horrible diet. Other terms that can be used to describe this situation are "Swedish Meatballs" or "Mommy Made Pancakes".
"MOMMY MADE PANCAKES!!!"

"Dude, really!?"

"Yeah, just cooked up the meanest bowl of Caramel Dumplings ever. Took three flushes for the water clear up."
by Supermanz34 October 23, 2014
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Floating Caramel

1. A Metaphorical meaning of the amazingness of caramel.
2. Showing the level of Caramel in relation to the bottom of the ocean
by WaveZ3000 January 07, 2018
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Garbing the Caramel

Garbing the Caramel is the act of burying one's penis inside of a Hostess cupcake after defecating upon it. Popularized by the fanfiction My Immortal.
Guy one: I love garbing the caramel!

Guy two: I agree completely!!

Snoop garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
by Shoopiewaa January 31, 2012
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strawberry caramel

the residue left on your cock after sticking it up her arse then her cunt while shes on her period
redish brown liquid also known as strawberry caramel
by alitiswas January 20, 2009
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Caramel apple

When u have diarrhea and it's so bad it splashes on the testicles making it a caramel apple.
Man that diarrhea gave me a caramel apple!
by Game the f over September 04, 2011
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Caramel deLites

The best Girl Scout cookie. Cookie center with caramel and coconut and stripes of chocolate on top.
by emsox January 17, 2004
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Salted Caramel

Pouring caramel topping all over someone's penis and then performing oral sex on them. The taste in your mouth after they jizz? Salted caramel.
Would you like some salted caramel?
by Tiny Deer July 12, 2013
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