Capasitor

A capasitor is capable of storing energy.
A capasitor is an electronic component that exists out of two relatively large conductor(s), that exist close to each other, devided by an isolator.

This ability or capacity(therefore capasitor) is expressed in a unit: Farad(symbol "F"). A capasitor that is charged with 1 Coulomb, with a Voltage of 1, has the capasity of 1 Farad.

The first capasitor was the "Leidse Fles"(Leidse "Bottle"). Invented in the University of Leiden, by Pieter van Musschenbroek.

There are different types of capasitors;

-the ones that are in you're Personal Computer or Television on "chip-plates": you know those that look like small fixed batteries;
-elekrolythical(high capacity, relative low ohms resistance, generally used for stabilisation of electrical tension (elco)

-ceramical
-plastic "film" as an isolator
-mica
-flexible(for example in a radio to tune)
-oilcapasitors(for high capacity)

What are those things that look like small-batteries on my newly bought motherboard? Those are capasitors!

by Thomas the "Anarchist" February 4, 2006

Karen capacity

the amount of people that can safely inhabit the same space simultaneously before someone calls the cops

i have to exit the premises as the spot I am at has reached its karen capacity and the cops are here

by imnotgivingmynametosomemachine May 2, 2020

Maximum Capacititty

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold

Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine

by dirtyjokes01 December 9, 2020

Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program

The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.

Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.

by God Hisself June 8, 2023

hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay

(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007