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Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.
by You know, that guy May 12, 2003
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CAPA

(Creative And Performing Arts) An award winning, blue-ribbon school located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Michelle Obama attended the school with the first ladies. CAPA can be heaven one earth or hell for students, it just depends on how you roll.
CAPA is an awesome school
by patiencepatient July 19, 2010
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Camacho

They are the camachos
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capacity

the maximum amount that something can contain
the elevator was full to it's capacity
by Kaylee Frias-Martin April 30, 2016
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Jump in the Caac

A very autistic meme from the song "That's What I Like" by Bruno Mars. it involves Bruno Mars killing thousands of girls only to say "penis impoopments" a few moments after.
Hey did you watch Jump in the Caac?

Oh Yeah, Totally its so cool.
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maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.
1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"
by Pat Owen February 28, 2009
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Capa

A high school in south philly. Creative and Performing arts High school. The majors are visual arts, MDTV, Vocalists, instrumentalists, theater, creative writing, and dance. Pretty lit school has a lot of artsy kids.
My friend applied to capa but ended up choosing central. What a nut.
by LoserScrub666 January 29, 2019
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