Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.

I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.

by Viscount Druitt April 14, 2024

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Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.

My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.

by Cannabi-Gnome December 07, 2017

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Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 06, 2023

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