Carpalphilia

A sexual fetish focused on the human wrist, mainly ones without smartwatches.

The North American Samsung execs are notorious for thier Carpalphilia.

by Joenos2 June 22, 2016

Capaldiitus

The illness one gets when you listen to too many songs by that Scottish Lewis Capaldi fella. Symptoms can include nose bleeds, ear ache, general grumpiness and extreme flatulence

Paul: “Graeme, you seen Sam today?”
Graeme: “I saw him running for the door after turning off the radio. I think his Capaldiitus is playing up again”

by DoucheMcDoucheFace October 3, 2019

Capalator

Basically a lie detector but I call it the cap detector or the capalator. 🧢

Can someone please! hand me my capalator 🧢cause I know this nigga lying/joking right now 😭💀 😂 ‼️

by itzreemyagreatgrandpa July 16, 2021

Callaly

This is the name of a powerful person, used to living for fun

you are a Callaly

by adghkjhgfdsdfguiolkjhgfd September 22, 2021

callpal

To have someone else answer you calls.

I don't take calls, I callpal.

by Antonio Meucci July 22, 2022

carpal finger syndrome

Name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. These symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. Abstinence is the sole treatment.

I can't believe Kaleb's doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!

by studentwhofailed July 4, 2009

calpano

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010