Clitoris

A special place that men can never find. Often mistaken for your thigh crease. If comes the day that a man seems to find yours you should think about marriage but not kids as they will rip that bad boy in half. Also no it is not your pee hole.

Clitoris-“never ending mystery”~ Tyler

by Study skillz 4 lif3 December 27, 2020

clitoris

hot spot bitches.
you should find this immediately.

"bro, i finally found my girlfriends clitoris"
"hell yeah mah brotha"

by bob jerkins July 16, 2007

Clitoris

Men, if you fucking need this defined, please go back and apologize to every single woman you have ever slept with. This is basic information and is literally half the point of sex! Women are more than just a hole for you to cum in!

Guy 1: this girl I screwed is mad that I didn't know what a clitoris is. What is it?
Guy 2: I'm gay and I've known that since middle school. How do you not know this?
Guy 1: I was too busy joking about you gay guys doing butt sex
Guy 2: *slaps him in the face and walks away*

by I Hate Stupid People! December 16, 2018

clitorisination

the act of dreaming of a nice, good clitoris

clitoris+imagination=clitorisination

Why does Robby always have a boner?

-I dont know, must have clitorisinations.

by Sniff_that_glue December 6, 2010

cutetoris

A diminutive, but perfectly formed clitoris. Although tiny the cutetoris is the ideal little pink button that prompts adoration when exposed from its hood.

My girlfriend thought her clit was too small but it is a perfect little cutetoris.

by verbiage March 4, 2013

caloris

the wrong way to spell calories. Why are you still here weren't you trying to look up calories

Esmeralda: I wonder what urban dictionary says about calories...
Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris

by sevenatenein May 5, 2018

clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018