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Cocooning

A sexual act similar to that of a Bukakke, except the victim is seated on a swiveling office chair, and spun around until he/she is completely wrapped in semen, similar to that of an Orb-Weaver Spider wrapping it’s victim in a cocoon of silk.
“He was unaware that being cocooned was part of the agency’s hiring process. This made him excited.”

“Hey! Grab your beer, grab a friend, and get in on this cocoon.”

“I asked him what helps his skin take on that glowing, dewy appearance.” He replied... “Cocooning.”
by Rescue Dave March 12, 2018
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cocooning

Is like spooning, but when the little spoon is so small that they are totally wrapped and enveloped in their larger partners special hug that they appear to actually be in a cocoon.
She was so well covered in his flesh when spooning last night, she was actually cocooning.

Did you see that cute chick emerge from that hug?

That was not hugging, that was cocooning, and she was the butterfly.
by London Plank December 27, 2010
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caboonya

Don't wipe that caboonya on me!
by Jacob C. April 30, 2005
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cocoon

The sexual act of one man being sandwiched between two naked obese women in such a way that only his face, nose and/or mouth is exposed.
I took a shot of Jack and the next thing I know I'm cocooning with these two broads who have probably never turned down a desert.
by mnrugby33 July 19, 2010
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Cocoon

slang term for a woman's female sex organ; a woman's vagina
My wife was so frisky last night and asked me to cum in her cocoon.

Would you like to put your hand in my cocoon and feel how warm it is?
by melwanip April 16, 2009
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Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com
OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?
by peachtree2 January 13, 2011
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Cacoonpetence

What the fuck man! The level of fucking cacoonpetence in Trump’s administration is astounding!

Man what the fuck! Cleveland Browns has been cacoonpetent since ages now!

You know our country is cacoonpetent when Hilary and Donald win the primaries. What the fuck man!
by Asoniasonia April 20, 2018
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