Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).

I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.

by S.O.K March 7, 2009

Cactus Juice

1) The juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) It will cause hallucinations.

1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.

IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.

2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?

by daviscd December 16, 2009

cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

cacksnakeral

A person who snacks on shit. A nasty individual.

That bloke is a cacksnakeral

by captain bollox January 12, 2010

Cactus Bang

Sexual act where the female places a cell phone in or on her vagina (set to Vibrate) and five or more people call her repeatedly.

We called your brains out last night! I love a true Cactus Bang.

by Jingo99 March 18, 2013

cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 22, 2016

Cactus licker

Someone who does thing that can obously get him in trouble.

Wilson been such a cactus licker lately. Have u seen the thugs he was rolling with? Someone should tell him something before he gets into serious trouble.

by Blue01 March 11, 2017