Canister Shot

A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"

by Bacon555 July 10, 2009

Capistrano

The beer flows like wine here and salmon instinctively flock here.

a little place like....ASPEN

by Napa2046 November 11, 2004

calista

suffers with anxiety and depression.very pretty and has brown curly hair with glasses nice body shape hourglass

#nice body #funny #courages

danm i want a calista

by lepordgirll6766 June 24, 2017

Capistrano

Euchre terminology

Noun - a play that results in an opponent who has called trump and gone alone to not win a single trick.

Verb - to perform the aforementioned play.

Arnie called spades alone, but went on to be capistranoed.

by GANGstErr76 August 15, 2011

douche-canister

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"

by Dave Losso December 12, 2007

whore canister

1. A retort or reply to hoebag 2. A long, pringle-like container, in which to store whores.

"If I'm a hoebag, than you are a whore canister!" 2."Yo, dogg. I brought my whore canister with me, filled with all my whores!"

by Veronica Stice November 22, 2004

Cracist

Someone who is both crazy and racist at the same time.

“Alex Jones is the embodiment of all that is cracist.”

“Remember the time that guy Tucker was arrested for being cracist in public?”

by The Autonomous Collective September 18, 2018