Cumpany

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.

Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.

by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020

cumpig

Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)

Look at that whore, she a total cumpig!

by chomong June 18, 2020

Cumpire

Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.

Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..

by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

Cumpuzzled

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.

Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.

by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

Cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly massive load in the past tense.

I cumpt all over Jacob's face yesterday

by trixsta587 July 20, 2010

Cumpits

Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.

We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!

by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011

Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

by damagicman63 March 25, 2010