cuff the carrot

male mastubation word

i need to cuff the carrot real bad man

by ashley May 13, 2005

cuff yo chick

An objectifying remark made (usually) by a man who means to tell another man to contain or "get ahold" of "his chick" because she's flirting with other guys or being "wild" and needs to be "cuffed" or restrained.

Tom: Hey, Sarah's been all over this party, dude, you need to cuff yo chick, Al.
Alex: I trust Sarah enough not to be worried when she talks to other men, Tommy boy. Plus, I'm pretty secure in my masculinity that I don't need to feel threatened by others.

by Rockarya March 6, 2017

cuff-link

n. a golden sausage wee-nis. Characterized by bronzed, tan glow and sparkly, transparent edges. The cuff-link style wee-nis is found only in the most affluent adult locales.

"Not only does Harold have that sexy smile and a convertible to die for...he has an 8-inch cuff-link!"

"Oh Carol...I'm so proud of my daughter!"

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.

"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"

by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006

Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.

Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.

by biggestD7 January 5, 2011

cuff the senator

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

Cuff link check

A racist term used particularly against Asians. this phrase is commonly used to counter “collar check” however it’s racist so don’t use under any circumstances

“Ayo cuff link checkkk!”

by MORELIFE EDDIE December 5, 2020