crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

crunchster

A combination of crunchy, granola, hippie with hipster overtones. An eco-hipster.

Minneapolis is full of bike-riding, organic food-loving, tattooed, disaffected crunchsters with great taste in music.

by yoursaladisready September 29, 2009

CrunchySparkle

A condom filled with peanut butter inserted into a dog

Callum filled his condom full of peanut butter and slowly seduced his dogs anus producing a crunchysparkle

by MrRebugged June 17, 2019

Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.

Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.

by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019

CrunchAstroX

a very cool guy that makes games and donates everything he gets to charity and help others!! :D

i'm feelin' that CrunchAstroX v i b e
- @iCrunchAstroX

by CrunchAstroX January 31, 2021

CrunchiesJL

Hottest femboy in the r/AmongUs server. Can also draw hot stuff.

HOLY SHIT CrunchiesJL just drew hot lesbian crewmate porn. *cums*

by xofus March 29, 2021

Crunchedy

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.

Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “

by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021