Mr.Toe: Fishh, this whiteboard marker is truly crispy
Fish: Indeed it truly is, you would know, my Toe Man ;0
Mr.Toe: (Nestles his many toes into the sand) Do you recall the war of 3057?
Fish: Yes indeed, my good sir, you truly fought valiantly.
Mr.Toe: YessSs ( flicks tongue)
Fish: (suducively bites lip) your toes are looking positively radiant tonight, my Toe Man.
Mr. Toe: (Withdrawing his toes from the sand and gently caressing them) why thank you, I cleansed them last night.
Fish: Indeed it truly is, you would know, my Toe Man ;0
Mr.Toe: (Nestles his many toes into the sand) Do you recall the war of 3057?
Fish: Yes indeed, my good sir, you truly fought valiantly.
Mr.Toe: YessSs ( flicks tongue)
Fish: (suducively bites lip) your toes are looking positively radiant tonight, my Toe Man.
Mr. Toe: (Withdrawing his toes from the sand and gently caressing them) why thank you, I cleansed them last night.
by Dr.Todd February 3, 2022
Get the Crispymug. N.)A more sassy or sarcastic version of salty.
V.) To be sarcastic and angry at the same time; usually ends with tea being spilled, or truth coming out.
V.) To be sarcastic and angry at the same time; usually ends with tea being spilled, or truth coming out.
by Ebhan September 4, 2016
Get the Crispymug. by Kraig Krakerz January 15, 2009
Get the Crispymug. on the verge of being shit-faced
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Get the crispymug. by HerroMkay January 5, 2011
Get the crispymug. by ThaDeal March 30, 2011
Get the Crispymug. 
Get the Crispiedmug.