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Conspiracy Theorist

A highly intelligent and insightful person ridiculed by non-critically thinking NPCs, Karens and the woke mob but is subsequently proven to be right.
Good examples where Conspiracy theorists were proven to be right are man made global warming being a sham, Covid being a sham, the virus being relatively harmless if it even exists and the MRNA jab being ineffective and lethal, killing and/or making sick millions worldwide, the Deep state's plan for a Communist world government dystopia etc.
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Conspiracy Theorist

In 1967, the CIA coined the derogatory label "Conspiracy Theorist" to attack truthsayers and whistleblowers who challenge the "official" narrative of the powers to be. This term is usually associated by the mass media to shills with tin foil hats who talk about little green aliens, lizards, supernatural, and other obvious absurdities in order to discredit real truthsayers and whistleblowers who are able to expose real conspiracies conceived by real corrupted people all over the world.
A conspiracy theorist is a shill who wears a tin foil hat and talks about inane absurdities.
by AlfaVitaY2K December 8, 2016
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conspiracy deist

A person who believes in conspiracy theories but doesn't think they matter.
Jim is a conspiracy deist, he knows 9/11 was an inside job and doesn't care!
by Hivs July 29, 2012
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Conspiracy Theory

Quite literally anything that is not directly given to you by the (((approved))) sources online.

Posting about demographics? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the rise of anti-white bigotry? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the systemic privilege that African Americans and Jews benefit off of in western society? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the obvious irregularities and discontinuities during the 2020 election? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about how CRT is being taught to your children with the intent to push cultural Marxism onto the innocent? Conspiracy theory

I could go on, but I have to get back to work. Conspiracy theories become more valid the more outrage from the far-left mainstream media they receive.
Teacher: "Okey kool kids klass, 2dey we guna luwrn abawt da huite supreeeemists nigga dat killed niggas 1 n 2."
Nigga 4: "Ayo muh nigga but dey got killed by a nigga."
Teacher: "Yee, a huite supreeeemists nigga."
Nigga 4: "A'ite."

Enter Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: "I heard that there was a conspiracy theory here!"
Nigga 5: Yee, nigga 3 killed niggas 1 and 2.
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: Niggas 1 and 2 were killed by a white supremacist nigga, understand?
Nigga 5: Yis
by ChigginNiggers November 16, 2021
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Conspiracy Theory

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.
The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$
by Bas April 8, 2005
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Conspiracy Theism

Alex Jones’ followers are a bunch of Conspiracy Theists. They’ll believe anything he tells them without any facts, just like a religion.

Conspiracy Theism is a way for dumb people to feel smart and superior to people who actually have critical thinking skills.
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Conspiracy Theory

I will point at Metal Gear Solid 3 and say "pretty much that".

Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot

There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:

1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.

3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.

So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.
by Cartmaniac June 23, 2009
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