Conrad Salute

To exclaim loudly "Ay guys!" whilst wearing nothing but boxers. The Conrad Salute is also acceptable while drunk, and in the middle of the night/early morning

Guy1:"Ay Guys!"
Guy2: Conrad Salute, yeah man!

by Mike Koply July 20, 2008

Conrad Schools of Science

A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.

CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh

by mackenZie05 June 18, 2019

conrad fisher

THE HOTTEST GUY WHO SHOULD RND UP WITH BELLY IN THE BOOK/SERIES “THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY” 💋

“Omg Conrad Fisher is the hottest man alive”

by ilovespriteandchicken June 22, 2022

conrad linhart

the hottest person in the world! there is nobody as good-looking as him!!! he is just satisfying!

girl 1: I met such a Conrad linhart yesterday!
girl2: I think I did too!

by orlandomagicmango May 19, 2017

Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021

conrad dickson

A Conrad Dickson is an asshole who makes many enemies but his friends adore him and love him for being a dick to everyone including them. A Conrad Dickson is a dick but with a charm that entrances friends into his social circles.

Jack is such a Conrad Dickson! He insults everyone but he is awesome! He's hard to love, but you can never hate him if you know him!

by Conrad Definition October 6, 2016

Conrad Wilson

A guy with dark hair

Conrad Wilson is a guy with dark hair

by mRPinky February 9, 2015