condom

long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance

daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!

condom by Condom Vender February 25, 2004

Condom

A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.

She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.

Condom by honeyfresh18.... December 15, 2010

condom

A:a protector of the unknown lol!
B:penis protector
C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)

1:TROJAN MAN!!!!!!
2:*dont worry im protected!*
3:?????????????

condom by mandi December 11, 2004

condom

A type of contraceptive measure. A condom is a protective cover worn over the penis during sex. If its used correctly, it catches semen when you cum, which stops the woman becoming pregnant. It also plays a majot role in stopping you catching STDs including AIDS, Ghonnoroea and Chlamydia.
Condoms come in a variety of shapes, sizes and thicknesses. Each one is a better fit for you, or may better during anal sex, oral sex or normal sex.
Also called rubbers or johnnys.

"put a condom on, i don't wanna get your cum in me"

condom by Oli87 June 22, 2007

condom

A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable, awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them work perfectly for certain men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly, kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention

'i have a condom''do I have to put this thing on...its like wearing my mac in a bath?'

'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'

condom by Ricohard May 5, 2009

Condom

The best invention EVER

dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!

Condom by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011

condom

A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".

"Damn it, the condom didn't work."

condom by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016