Cock Bag

Taking it to a level above Douche Bag. It doesnt get much worse than that. It is tough for a definition because it is Very Self-Explanatory!!!

My Boss came down on me hard today, he is such a Cock Bag!!!

by Tifo71 January 15, 2009

cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.

Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!

by PhillipD33zNutZ March 2, 2018

cockfag

A man who enjoys the company of another man's penis.

Nitro Ian

by skmastaz January 27, 2004

Cockwagon

A person who by complaining about another person reveals that they are in fact the problem.

Chuck: Hahaha - some guy parked his car too close to mine so I keyed his car. I R the greatest.

Tom: Dude you're a cockwagon.

by Howl42 May 27, 2009

Cockbug

An insult that can be used when you can't think of anything better.

You are such a fucking cockbug!

by Stardust97 February 9, 2017

cockrag

A female douchebag.

That chick is wearing a Hurley hat. What a cockrag.

by RaymondS December 12, 2009

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006