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Closet case

A gay person who is unable to admit they're gay, usually for fear of being rejected by their peers.

It's not fun to be a closet case. You shouldn't make fun of someone who is a closet case. Gay teenagers are 3 times more likely to commit suicide than straight teenagers.

Who can blame them, really, when they grow up thinking something is unchangeably wrong with them?
Jake is 19 and still a closet case... sad
by nobody356789076e May 1, 2010
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Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
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closet douche-bag

A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
by RobinSparkles1983 May 15, 2009
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closet ninja

A person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
So I was walking home sort of late last night with Dan when four guys jumped us! While I was cowering on the ground I heard Dan make some Asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. Then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies hitting the ground. It turns out my brother Dan is a closet ninja.
by AmericanSwagSociety December 26, 2010
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Closet Dutertard

A person who always defend Duterte by starting off sentences

"I'm not pro-Duterte but...."
That guy is obviously a DDS but he still refuse to admit the true color of his politexuality, he's a Closet Dutertard
by PutokSaBuho May 8, 2020
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closet dancer

1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom

2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror

3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
"damn, where did he learn how to dance like that?"

- ah, he's a closet dancer.

"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"

- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
by toonchoon February 20, 2011
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closet slut

When a girl acts innocent infront of others, but when she is alone with a boy, or her significant other she acts slutty.
That girl pretends that shes never done anything, but everyone knows shes a closet slut.
by gillian <3 August 10, 2004
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