clooneying

Trying to advance/escalate an affair or physical relationship by recklessly showing up unannounced at the home of the object of your lust that you've decided is something more. (As with George Clooney's character from Up in the Air.)

"I have a blast with him, but his messages lately have me worrying that I might be in for a clooneying."

"Look, I like you, but DO NOT clooney me and blow up my life."

by RyanBingham February 18, 2013

clooneytunes

A normal guy with film star looks, but who is raving mad. Also a potential stalker type.His looks and general weirdyness tends to mess with ladies heads.Still seems to get a lot of chicks

Hey Mick ! This girl came up to me in the club and started carrying on about Clooneytunes. He's been texting her and telling her she's special.And this after he cheated on her.

by OldManDaz October 2, 2008

Clooneyball

A ball game generally played indoors that originated in Edinburgh, Scotland. A hall <5m long, and <2m wide provides the playing area, with doorways serving as goals. Shots must be underarm and players must stay in their own half. Matches normally are played until one player scores 10 and rule breaking or misconduct is punished with a Saddam card.

Much like football, splinter sports have developed.

Gordon and I had a smashing Clooneyball match today, George himself would be proud.

by GeorgieClooney July 4, 2010

Clowneyed

When a large South Carolina Defensive lineman with a number 7 on his chest hits you so hard you form an impression in the earth underneath you. Typically the hit goes viral on YouTube. See ESPN 2013 ESPY Best Play award winner.

Tajh Boyd got Clowneyed several times in the last South Carolina, Clemson game where the Gamecocks continued their winning streak. Rajion Neal of Tennessee and Michigan's Vincent Smith, got Clowneyed during the South Carolina Games.

by humbled Clemson fan October 20, 2013

Spin-a-cooney

An urban flourish usually excercised in football. The 'Spin-a-cooney' involves the person in possesion of the game ball turning a minimum of 360 degrees, completely unnecceceraly, gaining respect and kudos from fellow teammates.

Whilst the team (being used to playing in the ghetto) celebrated the execution of a Spin-a-cooney, the crowd couldn't help but look onward, bemused.

by Mustard Santa August 5, 2007

cooney

a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt

random convo between mates goin to the footy

Q: "so how many tickets am i getting for the footy... il get them tonight"

A: a million

the above answer would be classified as a cooney

by jimbobcoondog July 13, 2009

Eugenia Cooney

A dying YouTuber who refuses to get help.

Person 1: Have you watching Eugenia Cooney?

Person 2: Yeah she’s Aneroxic.

by Rylierules123 September 22, 2018