tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Clodger

The vagina of a woman with a masculine appearance and/or personality.

Cor, yeah, I love a bit of clodger.

by EdgarFree October 21, 2010

Clogged Toilet

Used during sexual intercourse, when you stick your own feces inside another human's butthole.

Guy 1: Bro what did you do on your tinder date?

Guy 2: Dude we did EVERYTHING. Even the clogged toilet!

Guy1: No way bro! she sounds like a keeper!

by darkenedwenis June 27, 2019

Clogged-fanny

When you have so much sex, a cum plug forms and causes you to get clogged-fanny.

Oh my fucking god, I am trying to piss, but I think all that cum has given me clogged-fanny. Call the ambulance, please!

by BootypipeSucker February 14, 2017

cloggers

Avocado and hot sauce mixed and wrapped in a tortilla. A food named for its effect on the body.

Dude, we're out of beans, meat, and cheese. Oh well let's make cloggers.

by Ryan Sanders December 19, 2007

Clogged

When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.

Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50?

50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy.

Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush!

50 Cent: Ok...

by rapper97 June 30, 2011