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cloak-room face

A squinty beady-eyed look of disdain, barely in your direction, from a nightclub cloak-room worker, who is desperately miserable inside, and wishes no other than the ultimate misery upon your fine self... and your coats
Ooh Stacey walked into the office today with a right old cloak-room face on... she must be on the blob
by elvis_in_lace December 3, 2023
mugGet the cloak-room facemug.

Cloak of Shame

While performing hetero or homo coitus, the "top" ejaculates on the "bottoms" back, leaving a spread of semen across the back.

Best used to describe pulling out of someone who wants commitment or is being used.
"I fucked her doggy style, she said "please cum in me" but I didn't trust she was on the pill so I pulled out and gave her the cloak of shame."
by CPL_Sal June 18, 2022
mugGet the Cloak of Shamemug.

CLOAK

CLOAK is a parent brand found by Kazu. It includes sub-brands like Aero, Cloud Core Technologies and Primax.
He owns the brand CLOAK.
by Kazuuu July 20, 2023
mugGet the CLOAKmug.

Cloaked

Cloaked when he

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Cloaked is cloaked and

he is cloaked
Mat: Cloaked

Cloaked: ok
by Matandur May 14, 2021
mugGet the Cloakedmug.

Wizards-cloak

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"
by Blackbrain December 14, 2009
mugGet the Wizards-cloakmug.

masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places
did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?
by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018
mugGet the masturbatory cloaking devicemug.

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.
The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded to go as she planned.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
mugGet the Cloak and papermug.

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