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Chlamyds

Shortened version of Chlamydia, a sexually transmitted infection caused by bacteria.

This term is used by the “cool kids” who whore around, don’t use protection, get it often, and don’t give a fuck; it’s like the common cold to them.
-“Yo Chad wanna reach my ends and bang some hoes at Kappa Sigma tonight?”
-“No bro this chick gave me the chlamyds I gotta take my meds”
-“Forgot to use that latex again eh?”
-“Nah my dick was just too big for it.”
by TaroTomorrow February 11, 2021
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clamydia

Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease. It make your pussy smell like rotten clams, and your pussy lips get hard like clam shells.
My wife want a divorce because I gave her CHLAMYDIA. Who cares anyhow. Her pussy stinks and she's really starting to chafe my dick.
by 38 Caliber Kimo April 3, 2003
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chloemydia

that person has a serious case of chloemydia

rangas have serious chloemydia going on
by poppy2 February 28, 2009
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clamydia

Clamydia is a silent diease that you can get from a chickenhead, hoe, slut, dirty nigga, or just trifling person. There doesn't have to be any symptoms and you can have a test come up negative. You need to ask for a clamydia test. This is more common than you think.
Keysha went to the doctor for a routine check up and got std tests to be safe. Sitting a home with her man, 3 days later she finds out she got Clamydia.
by It can happen to you. December 1, 2006
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Chchlamydia

Chlamydia for people who can't spell but their high school feels bad for them and gives them a diploma anyways.
"Bro, she gave me chchlamydia. I'm fucked."
"What?"
"Chchlamydia, you know the STI that makes pissing hard."
"What was your highschool GPA?"
"1.7, my mom was proud of me!"
"You know, that makes a lot of sense knowing you."
by lolabunz4 June 12, 2022
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chlamydasaurus

A term used to describe a girl who more then likely has chlamydia and is a twat. Often a slut.
"hey jonny boy, you still going out with that one chick you met at the pub?"

"Oh no, i dropped that chlamydasaurus, she was stank as hell"
by Carmenita April 2, 2008
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Chlamydity

A measurable level of the severity of one's chlamydia.
Tim's chlamydity level was over 300 because he was too chatchy to go to a doctor.
by Dimebagduhrell December 13, 2017
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