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Chick Fart

1) A quiet fart that emits from a woman, which destroys every breathable oxygen molecule. It goes unnoticed, until the smell knocks some poor guy out.

2) The opposite (man fart) is loud and only smells for a few seconds. It is often unleashed in your little brothers face.
1)
Besty: *chick fart*
Man: AHH WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH?!!! *faints*
2)
Man: *fart*
Besty: Ew, thats gross.
by TheKingsDictionary August 27, 2007
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chick flick

A film that has the following formula:
Two people fall in love
They get along fine
There is some kind of misunderstanding
They break up
They get back together
The end.
Oh no, not another boring formulaic chick flick!
by ice26 February 15, 2009
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chick-fil-a

A bizzare cult-like fast food restaurant with flat-out addictive chicken but a fervently religious owner. The restaurant closes at 10 PM every day except Sunday when it is closed all day so employees can attend church.
Man I'm hungry lets go to Chick-fil-a.

Good idea hommes... oh wait, its closed.

Shit.
by fredrickson August 13, 2004
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Chick Lit

Slang for a genre of literature geared towards female readers , which deal with modern issues in womens lives.
The Novel, Bridget Jones Diary is a form of chick lit
by octy tenticles July 7, 2004
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chick science

Stubborn assertion of ridiculously unsubstantiable opinion as fact based on a faulty understanding of the science related to a particular subject.
Chick: You can't cut those roots that are damaging the driveway and sidewalk next to our house. If you do it will kill the leaves and branches on that side of the tree.

Dude: What the fuck are you talking about? That's chick science. The tree sucks water from all the roots.
by WMPMR May 22, 2009
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Chick Logic

A peculiar form of "logic" demonstrated only by women. Responsible for the commonly observed phenomenon of chicks inferring things that make no Goddamn sense.

In real logic, one might say "A implies B, and I know A. Therefore, B."

In chick logic, one might say "A makes me feel B, therefore the color orange and pastrami sandwiches."
"Yeah, Debbie's been acting really weird lately. She said I must be cheating on her because I didn't notice her new coffee maker."

"Dude, that's chick logic for you."
by Stewart Pedasso February 2, 2009
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Chick on Chick Flick

girls like chick flicks, guys like chick on chick flicks. thats it, thats all. plain and simple
boy: Hey babe what are you watching?
girl: me and shannon are just watching the notebook. what about you?
Boy. oh you know just watching "vagtastic voyage" its a chick on chick flick.
by iridefattwins January 19, 2010
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