Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Charizad

A sexual poistion when the female sucks the males penis whilest the male lights the females hair on fair, he urinates on the female's hair and says "Charizad is evolving"

Charizad is the best with Jenny

by Read my shit December 17, 2014

Charzard

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”

Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit

by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018

Charzard

Sticking a tail but plug in a girls ass lighting it on fire then fucking her

Yo bro last night I met up with this girl and I gave her a charzard

by THERIGHTNUTOFGOD April 29, 2022

Charazarding

Setting fire to your balls and getting it put out by vaginal juice whilst singing the Pokemon theme tune. You'll be the very best if you do this.

I was practising charazarding when my mum walked in and tried to join in.

by Johann John Johnson September 6, 2012

Charazard

The act of pulling out halfway through sex then lighting your partners pubic hair on fire. Once you have done this you must then continue to scream "you can't catch me" until the pubic hair of your partner has been extinguished.

The term is derived from the pokemon charazard and the screaming is used because of the catch phrase for pokemon "gotta catch them all".

After the charazard was finished the man lay there laughing his tits off.

The woman cried silently contemplating her smoking bush.

by symsym December 7, 2009

cariparda

A word of gibberish used in a statement or question directed toward someone designed to "get" or trick them into thinking you're actually saying or asking something legitimate. This confuses them, leading them to ask what you have just said.

Richie: Hey Rube, are you going to the cariparda?
Rube: Huh?
Richie: Gotcha!

by Dick Garcia May 4, 2011