Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.

As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.

by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010

Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.

That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020

certified.bigq.simp

certified.bigq.simp is my favorite tiktoker in the whole wide world!!

OMG IS THAT certified.bigq.simp!!!
IM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN :))))))

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Certified idiot

There are two meanings :

First the person is an idiot and it was confirmed by many people or just an evidence.

The other meaning is that, the person is certified in a study or a job. But this person doesn't really deserve the title.

1. She even failed to the easiest test ! she is a certified idiot.
2. Although he has a degree in business administration, the enterprise is bankrupt. He is just a certified idiot.

by Kôfboay September 27, 2021

certified poop nigga

A nigga that is certified poop

He is a certified poop nigga

by Pseudonym the Gamer April 6, 2022

Certified Hotwheels Moment

A Supremely Gay interaction or event. This references a video where a man places a hotwheels car on a track and then drives it into his open ass.

John: Will you check my balls for Cancer?
James: This is a certified hotwheels moment.

by ADog'sKnot January 17, 2023