Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx March 21, 2006

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth July 23, 2008

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022

Certified Sender

A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.

Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender

by Harold/Harrison December 05, 2017

butt certified

When you have a certificate for dat booty.

"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"

by Greensharpei March 04, 2014

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 22, 2022

certified preowned

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.

Girl your are a certified preowned!

by CPO2017 January 27, 2017