by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021
Take a celery stalk, shove it in your ass. Take the other end and have your buddy shove it in his. Then you swap peanut butter.
by Tung "Punch" Bungwhole October 27, 2023
1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 03, 2023
national celery day is april 24. and that day only.
on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!
on that day you should celebrate eating celery and hanging out with your friends named isela!
by scruffrry June 05, 2021
by Juncture April 20, 2024
by {[Amelia}] June 09, 2022
Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'
Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery
And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)
Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery
And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)
by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021