Salty Celery

The penis of a vegan.

Person 1: "Hey did you know that guy you've been screwing is a vegan?"
Person 2: "Yeah man he's got that salty celery!"

by Fuckbad Sexbang September 7, 2016

Celery Juice

Celery juice is any juice that you use to refill a juul pod (or any pod). Typically has more nicotine than normal juul pods.

Brad: Bro I just refilled my juul with celery juice this shit slaps!
Chad: That’s absolutely fucking disgusting dude wtf!
Brad: Why don’t you try it then?
Chad: *rips juul and passes out*
Brad: The celery is too strong for you lightweight lmao!

by FrostdFleeks April 10, 2019

celery eater

to be a fan of leafy sticks is to be a fan of sticks in general.

I've been so gay lately, it's almost like a celery could come handy. I am such a celery eater.

by juicejuicebeatle May 12, 2020

Celery

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

Celery is smart

by Birb man October 19, 2020

Celery

Celery is an immortal shapeshifting wizard 'man'

Celery *is* clerey
He is made of celery

And will steal your bones
(And throw celery at you)

Oh shit- is that..... CELERY!?
NO I WANT TO KEEP MY BONES PLEASEEE

by ars0nisp0g July 23, 2021

Bronze Celery

Bronze Celery Is a mid editor

Pami is a better editor then Bronze Celery

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021

Celery Roping

Celery roping refers to a powerful and voluminous manner of ejaculation. Typified and first coined by male porn star Peter North who suggested adding celery to the diet in order to produce a more powerful ejaculation. Roping itself refers to the individual strings, or ropes, of ejaculate that occur on orgasm.

Damn, did she top Vince up?
Yeh, yeh. Vince outchea celery roping she topped him up so good.

by lol_vince_lol June 29, 2021