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cat

The perfect animal. There is nothing better than the cat. Many scientists speculate that Chuck Norris is indeed a cat. Many scientists also speculate that the cat will no longer evolve, because it is in it's most perfect form already. The cat's only known natural enemy is the dog, even though the dog is no match for the cat, in wits, vision, or hearing. There are very few cases of dogs winning, and it is proven that in each case either the cat was lame or blind in one or more eyes.
"My cat Fluffy is so smart!"

The above statement is stupid, because all cats are intelligent.
by scruffyfan October 17, 2008
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Cats

You obviously know what cats are so why are you here
Do you own cats
by kitty kitty cats June 6, 2018
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Cat

A bonus difficulty unlocked in the best selling game, reffered to as" "Life"

To unlock this difficulty level, simply, purchase a cat.

Cat difficulty doesn't seem too hard, but it's an addition to existing difficulties in videogames.

Examples include games like Guitar Hero. Cat difficulty is applied randomly, using Guitar Hero as an example, you'll be playing a song, and the cat will come over to you, headbutt you in the face, and try to sleep on your guitar.

Similar effects can be felt playing Halo 3.
God damn I Wish there was a way to turn Cat difficulty off!

I only won because he was busy playing in Cat.

Easy, Medium, Hard, Expert, Cat.
by Volkade December 23, 2008
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Cat

1. Not a dog

2. A small furry animal with whiskers and a tail

2. A very soft and cute thing that you can love and hug.
My cat is a cat. She is furry, cute, soft, and a good foot warmer. She is very cute.
by Sara Shay June 13, 2009
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cats

A man(among others)to whom all your base are belong
by Jonjo January 15, 2005
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cat

CAT as in cat scan

Computed Axial Tomography - is the process of using computers to generate a three-dimensional image from flat (i.e, two-dimensional) x-ray pictures, one slice at a time...
CAT as in cat scan
by khat February 16, 2007
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this cat

said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy
me: i'm tryna bang the hostess at the margarita bar. that makes a trifecta.

will: .... this cat...
by d-ness January 15, 2008
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