Your penis when used for ejaculatory puposes. Your tadpoles (sperm) are generally shot from your cannon into the toad hole (vagina). Abbreviated TPC.
Man, I totally fired my Tadpole Cannon in her toad hole.
My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?
I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.
I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.
My Tadpole Cannon kinda burns after all of the toad hole I got this weekend, do you think I have somthing?
I need to reload my tadpole cannon, I am out of ammo after spending the weekend in the swamp.
I need to keep my tadpole cannon holstered.
by Three Chauches October 18, 2006
Cannon Hinnant was a five-year-old American boy from Wilson, North Carolina. On August 9, 2020, he bicycled onto his next-door neighbor's property. The neighbor, Darius Sessoms, a black 25-year-old man, allegedly shot the boy at point-blank range at 5:30 pm. At the time, Hinnant was playing outside with his two older sisters. He was taken to Wilson Medical Center where he died from his injuries. The motive for the shooting is unknown. Sessoms was arrested within 24 hours and subsequently charged with first-degree murder.
Hinnant's funeral occurred on August 13, 2020. A GoFundMe page created by his family has raised over $690,000.
Hinnant's funeral occurred on August 13, 2020. A GoFundMe page created by his family has raised over $690,000.
by ImRed6000 August 21, 2020
by Motorhead December 01, 2006
by drxw June 12, 2023
When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
by Iwilleatyourbed January 04, 2021
When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.
guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"
the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"
the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual
by thebathchundercannon April 06, 2010