calories

Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.

She went on a diet because she had too many calories

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night

I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?

by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021

Calories

Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.

“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”

by Shaya October 25, 2022

calories

tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night

oh these calories are ruining all of my clothes!!

by anonymous April 29, 2022

calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies

them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"

by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022

calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.

Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting

by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021

Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022