The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.
by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021
Get the calorie-huntingmug. by wheresward October 22, 2018
Get the Thumb Caloriemug. How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023
Get the Caloriesmug. A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.
by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024
Get the high calorie humanmug. A small, but attractive or sexy man. Perhaps he wouldn’t do for your main man because he’s so small but would be a nice little snack.
“See the short guy over there? I think he’s checking you out”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
“Yeah, he’s super hot. Too bad he’s so small.”
“100 calorie snack?”
by Jrhrh11 August 8, 2018
Get the 100 calorie snackmug. when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.
by Anne Spank February 5, 2019
Get the Calorie Cashingmug.