buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.

Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?

by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007

Buttercrotch

When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.

Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.

by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011

buttertree

This is a racial slur towards white people during the days of slavery. The farmers would have the black slaves plow the fields and while the farmers children would sit the trees. Butter was so plentiful that the children would throw the butter at the slaves so they can work longer and stay moisturize under the extreme heat.

That white boy is a buttertree.

Buttertree pleaseee....you're so rich you aint got 99 problems like that boy from the hood.

by Bob Burgers in Lancaster May 18, 2015

Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it

P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."

by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017

buttertoes

this is when you stick butterin the end of someones shoe and they put their feet in it. when they do this you laugh loudly and shout "buttertoes!" at them. or if this someone is a bit of a rage, giggle slyly near them.

Jeff: "aww goddam. i have butter on my toes"

Patrick: "waaaay you have Buttertoes man."

Jamie: "dude where am i?"

by Will Brown October 9, 2007

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

She's hot for an old lady. She's probably got some buttercrotch candies, too. Shit's delicious.

by frqty April 3, 2014

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Jeff and Gladys enjoyed buttercrotch immensely because of Gladys' grizzled vagina.

by le-9gag-army April 4, 2014