monkey butt

a prolapsed arse, resembling that of a baboons arse or any other of those wonderful red arsed primates we descend from.

After removing the bulbous 12" butt plug she had a very impressive case of monkey butt.

by AaronMF October 3, 2005

monkey butt

Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.

When we were at the mall we passed a group of girls all sporting monkey butts.

by MichiganNorth Country December 9, 2008

monkey butt

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!

by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

monkey butt

Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

Zygmont called his girlfriend a monkey butt when they were joking outside the classroom

by obbie connobie February 17, 2007

monkey butt

The geasy spulge left in your ass after shitting, if not wiped properly. It can sometimes occur even after a thorough wiping because occasionally your rectum may seep. Warm and humid weather may also intensify this harsh reality.

After taking a growler, I realized i had a bad case of monkey butt on the par three 5th. There was no outhouse around!

by pis2114 May 31, 2006

Monkey Butt

When your ass gets all sweaty and chaffed from recieving too much anal sex.
Best when a banana is used and the act is performed in your brand new kitchen.

Jeff Misner has the nastiest monkey butt i've ever seen.

by Jennie August 1, 2004

monkey butt

a clapping of the hands together to resemble a monkeys butt

the monkeys with no hair on there asses

by matt January 20, 2005