Vampire Buffet

Cunnilingus when performed on one or more menstruating women in one session.

When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.

by BuffetBob October 06, 2016

buffet brigade

A group of large obese people who travel in packs

Four big girls were walking toward Beau and he said "Here comes the buffet brigade!"

by jollybean420 September 24, 2011

gay buffet

A gay orgy with five or more dicks to eat.

Yo, Shoballz totally enjoyed the dicks from the gay buffet the other day.

by JiggaBloo November 26, 2014

Country Buffet

When your cousin has not shaved in a while but you eat her out anyway.

I had a Country Buffet with Stacy the other day. It was alright .

by JimmyBufffffet April 21, 2017

Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .

Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 05, 2012

ass buffet

When a you lick a whore's ass

"How much for your ass buffet?"

by Will January 06, 2005

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 14, 2014