i smell bullshit

when someone is bullshitting you

1:I have good grades!
2:i smell bullshit

by CrayonEater4259 January 21, 2019

Running of the Bullshit

The event usually held in Pamplona, Spain and usually called “Running of the Bulls,” was held in Madrid, this time in August 2019, when Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and a Ukrainian Representative talked further about absurd bullshit like CrowdStrike and digging up “dirt” on Hunter Biden.

This year the Running of the Bullshit event was subtly renamed and the venue was changed as well, to describe the inept and ignorant spy tactics used by the Mobster in Chief to attempt to once again cheat his way into the US Presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

i'm allergic to bullshit

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".

1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.

by KRHimself October 9, 2004

North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat

Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015

babyback bullshit

something that is such crap that it can't be just plain bullshit it has to go to the next level.

oh please that is some babyback bullshit!

by T.Nysha August 25, 2008

Bullshit Job

a form of paid employment that is so completely pointless, unnecessary, or pernicious that even the employee cannot justify its existence even though, as part of the conditions of employment, the employee feels obliged to pretend that this is not the case.

"off to work at my bullshit job, hopefully, I can find something to do today."

by labourinst. January 9, 2019

Anime Bullshit

Any character whose behavior is overly-flamboyant, bubbly, and excessively enthusiastic in such a way that makes the viewer feel embarrassment. Anime bullshit also pertains to any character who is acting way too serious opposite a sickeningly rosy character. This does not apply to all anime and is not limited to Japanese animation.

Good examples include Tidus from Final Fantasy X or any of Misa Amane and Light Yagami's conversations in Death Note.

I tried to watch Tank Girl, but there's just too much anime bullshit

by Beloved Royal Viking September 17, 2017