Brobligation

A combination of the words "bro," and "obligation," used in such a manner to mean that it is a "bro's obligation."

Come on man, Jerry just got dumped. You know it's our brobligation to make him forget this night by giving him excessive amounts of alcohol, and/or taking him to the strip club!

by Orphan Stomper September 9, 2010

brobargo

An embargo of speech or contact placed upon a bro who has become severely whipped by his female counterpart in which the bro will be completely deprived of any and all bro interaction in hopes of making him find an appropriate equilibrium between his b and his bros.

Kyle is under a brobargo due to his diminished time with the bros because of that Jordan girl

by broindesperation January 10, 2009

brobro

When your best friend is more than just a bro he is a brobro.

Yo what's up brobro?

by Lebron Entourage July 19, 2009

Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

by Jesus Mary and Broseph November 19, 2009

Brobag

Alternate: Bro Bag. Noun. Male Ho Bag. May been seen in the wild wearing deep-V-neck t-shirts, garishly flashy sneakers, oddly creative facial hair, and possibly some sort of jewelry one would normally associate with a pawn shop window. Spouts opinions that can often be summed up as "dude things are better than girl things". Tends to be blissfully unaware that almost every person around him is smarter than he is.

"Man, why all them Brobags gotta be up in my business?"
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."

by dbdefenestrate August 12, 2016

broboat

a boat, usually a large speedboat with multiple engines, filled with beer and bros cruising for hot babes.

Jeny: There's so many fucking broboats out today.
Dayna: ... What.
Jeny: Boats. Filled with bros. Looking to score hot chicks.
Dayna: LOLOLOL

by Caz Norton June 29, 2008

brobob

a way to talk about a blowjob without people knowing your talking about one

cary: man the bait gave me the nicest brobob last night
me: shut up you dont know the bait but nie job i guess

by coolkid dictionary 2 April 22, 2010