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Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"
An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*
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ur bro a hoe

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur gramp a tramp.
Matt: ur mom gay

Marc: ur dad lesbian

Matt: ur granny tranny

Marc: ur gramp a tramp

Matt: ur bro a hoe

Marc: *dies*
by Xxxpussislayerxxx March 13, 2018
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Bro no Hoe Date

A casual, non-homosexual get together of two people of the male gender in which they participate in activities without the presence of people of the female gender to impede on their fun
"Dude, Jay... I'm excited for our bro no hoe date this weekend. We can relax and be ourselves without having to worry about girls."
"Yeah Tom... forget girls..."
by Thomas Chard November 17, 2007
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ya bro a hoe

worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny combined
joshua: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny

daniel: ya bro a hoe
**sun turns into red giant**
by stargirl March 14, 2018
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Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.
George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness
by No U x infinity May 13, 2018
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Your bro a hoe

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.
Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*
by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018
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bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.
by RiceFactory February 27, 2020
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